Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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