how do flat chested girls get laid?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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