i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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