I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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