So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When are your genitals available?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
