I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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