It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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