I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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