i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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