Me. At least after what I've been through.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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