Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
