you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Its about making memories worth repressing
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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