Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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