think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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