And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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