i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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