On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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