your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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