I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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