soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
