also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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