hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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