Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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