talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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