You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
The air taste purple.
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