brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
