You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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