The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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