Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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