Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
