this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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