is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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