Me too!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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