Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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