Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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