No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You took a bar mat shot.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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