drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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