did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
tell me about the fingering
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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