R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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