you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You should frame my arrest warrant.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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