i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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