She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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