Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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