I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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