So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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