you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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