i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I have feelings that need drinking.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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