He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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