South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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