I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
not ubering you a puppy
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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